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Since I have no time to count my anecdotes, speak to other people (rare) Hehehe

it goes ...

Want to be me?

An Australian sells his life (friends, work, identity) for $ 5,800 Internet

"life is sold." The owner may indicate someone is selling some kind of elixir of youth, or are willing to deliver to someone in exchange for money, but do not go around the shots. It tries to sell the identity, name, relationships, work even. The Australian Nicael Holt has sold for $ 5,800 (just over 4,400 euros).

early This month, Holt, 24, hung his ad on the popular auction site Ebay, with the announcement "New life for sale" ("New Life for Sale"). Holt included in the possible treatment of the sale of your name, phone number and all their belongings. The starting price was $ 3.90. The auction closed yesterday at a price of 7,500 Australian dollars (5,800 U.S. dollars). The buyer is called "ridderstrade."

For that price, Holt, who is willing to go ahead with the deal if ridderstrade paid in cash, offers not only its name or possessions, but everything you need for the buyer becomes the Holt himself. So, I present to all his friends and "potential lovers," clarifying that are "about eight girls I've been flirting." It also sells a longstanding relationship with a former girlfriend. As this would not be without some training, offers a four-week course to learn to be Nicael Holt. The course includes surfing lessons, to learn how to handstands and juggling fire.

buyer acquiring Holt's personality may also have the ability to access an "itinerant work delivering fruit from March" and a repertoire of six jokes.

Holt, a philosophy student from upstate New South Wales, said yesterday he is willing to fulfill their part of the deal and do so in writing if any of the five highest bids reveals true. "If one of them is real, I will secure, in writing, because I think it can be really interesting," he told Australian television yesterday Broadcastin Corporation. "But if the following five bids are not serious, I think I should quit."

Ebay has not commented on the unusual auction hanging in his room, but at all times has it run its course.

I found it funny.

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Some say I have no life!

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() Rocky Horror Picture Show
()
Grease (x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
(x) Boondock Saints
( ) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane

Total: 5

(x) The Princess Bride
(x) AnchorMan
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
(x) White Noise
(x) White Oleander
( ) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Total: 9

( ) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp

Total: 6

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x) Resident Evil 1
(x) Resident Evil 2
( ) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
( ) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch

Total: 7

(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
( ) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre 
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(x) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
( ) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
( ) Robots

Total: 7

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
( ) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
(x) Eight Crazy Nights
(x) Joe Dirt
(x) KING KONG 

Total: 8

(x) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
(x) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2  
( ) Surviving X-MAS
( ) Flubber

Total: 9

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle  
( ) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
(x) Secret Window
(x) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards

Total: 5

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
(x) Bride of Chucky
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
(x) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
(x) Coach Carter
(x) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask

Total: 7

( ) Bad Boys
(x) Bad Boys 2
(x) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Slevin
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Bourne Identity
( ) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
( ) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George

Total: 7

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
(x) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
( ) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
(x) My Boss's Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds  
( ) Rush Hour
( ) Rush Hour 2

Total: 5

( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
( ) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
( ) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3

Total: 7

(x) X-Men
(x) X-2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Sky High
(x) Jeepers Creepers
(x) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
(x) Reign of Fire
(x) The Skulls
(x) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
(x) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2

Total: 17

( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle on 34th street - only the original
( ) Old School
(x) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
(x) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
( ) The 40-year-old Virgin

Total: 2

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
( ) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
( ) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Total: 4

( ) Baseketball
( ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
( ) Elf
( ) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Three

Total: 0

( ) The Jacket
(x) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
( ) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(x) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard

Total: 4

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
(x) Hulk
( ) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
( ) Waterworld

Total: 4

(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x) Kill Bill vol 2
(x) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
(x) Kingdom of Heaven
(x) the Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Army of Darkness

Total: 5

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor

Total: 6

(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
( ) Animatrix
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
(x) Team America: World Police
( ) Red Dragon
( ) Silence of the Lambs
( ) Hannibal

Total: 4


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Pame, look, while he was creating the profile I told Joseph that you were creating the profi

but of course not give any link!
Anyway, here's the conversation because it's been something very funny and weird as it was creating the profile:
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I'm waiting for Pame, OR 3 MONTHS AGO I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO TALK WITH MY BEST FRIEND! сообщает: Haha
is a joke on purpose
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Pame, OR 3 MONTHS AGO I HAD THE CHANCE TO TALK WITH MY BEST FRIEND! сообщает:
not believe you at all I'm waiting
Pame, OR 3 MONTHS AGO I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO TALK WITH MY BEST FRIEND! сообщает:
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naco ?????????

So thus ended the conversation in a silly!
Pam, and I have to go, I hope you received my email,
soon! A HUG!

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Scheiße (shit multicultural)

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